Scam & Norm

Intro

Verse 1

Hello yes madam, you have the virus,

I fix now, before it spread to the big puus.

I am from Microsoft, very big name,

Why you doubt me, are you insane?

Clicky-click, give me the code,

Your PayPal open, I take the load.

Don't worry, I am your friend,

Just give me giftcard — and press "Send".

Do Not Redeem...

Pre-Chorus

Mundiya to bach ke rahi

Nahi tu hun hun hui mutiyar

Mundiya to bach ke rahi

My name is John, but in real I’m Rakesh,

Eating samosa while I empty your cash.

In call center, I am king of fraud,

My manager say, “You make grandma applaud”

Chorus

I scam, I jam, I RAM your files,

Put curry on keyboard and smile for miles.

I sound like saint, but I’m naughty beast,

While you cry, I have chai and feast.

Ohhh, I’m not sorry, I’m just slick,

With your pension fund I buy selfie stick.

I’m John (you fool), Rakesh (at home),

I scammed your mum — now I buy new phone.

Verse 2

Nahi tu hun hun hui mutiyar

Hello yes student, you have the problem,

I fix now, but your grade goes down the column.

I am from Da Vinci, very big name,

Why you so loud? That’s against the game.

Clicky-click, attendance mark,

One minute late — report in the dark.

Don’t worry child, I’m your friend,

But under the norm is where you’ll end.

Instrumental interlude

(Mevr. Verstappen going all out)

Bridge

"Madam, do not click away,

You click — boom! Whole system go kabooooom!

I am certified Level 11 Technician,

From Google University of Invention."

"Student, do not raise your tone,

I write ‘threatening’ and you’re overthrown.

I am certified Level 11 Teacher,

From the Faculty of Bias and Procedure."

Chorus - Both voices, joint, vocal harmonies

We scam, we jam, we RAM your life,

One takes your money, the other your pride.

He sounds like helper, She sounds like guide,

But we both just pull the rug from your side.

Ohhh, we’re not sorry, we’re just slick,

With your dreams and funds we build it quick.

I’m John (on call), Rakesh (at home),

She’s Berna Verstappen — together we own.

Verse 3

I buy my mum new washing machine,

With tears of boomers I keep it clean.

I buy new pens, all colored red,

With dreams of Taki marked “failed” instead.

But don’t be sad, you learned today:

Never trust scammers — in any way.

Outro

"He steals your money, she steals your grade — duet complete."

Instrumental outro