We da good ones now

Intro

“Hello, world! My name is Kim Jong Un—number one dumpling enjoyer!”

“And I am Xi Jinping, supreme panda wrangler. We come… to spread peace… and karaoke.”

“Hellooo~ haha! We come in peace! …Sort of. Maybe!”

Verse 1

You say we’re scary—we say “No!”

We eat our dumplings, watch the show

The U.S. goes boom-boom—POW!

But tell me—who’s the good ones now?

Russia throws a tantrum, cries

Trumpy makes the eagle fly

Bibi launches fire and smoke

While we just grill some decent pork

Instrumental Interlude

“Time for a little tea break~ hehe!”

Chorus

We are the good ones now—oh yes, oh wow!

No more missile shows—we take a bow

Kimmy’s in a suit, Xi wears Mao

Diplomatic kung pow—KA-CHOW!

Verse 2

Kim Jong sings at karaoke

No more nukes around our pokey

Xi Jinping rides a panda bear

While Western leaders pull their hair

They call us "Axis", say we’re rogue

But now they’re the villain vogue

We just sip our jasmine tea

And say, “Ooh look—it’s not on me!”

Instrumental Interlude

“Ooo tension’s rising like noodle boil~”

Pre-Chorus

Ho ho ho! Irony tastes so sweet

While they drop bombs—we just eat

A fortune cookie once told me:

“Eat more rice… and smile peacefully”

Chorus

We are the good ones now—believe it somehow!

History’s flipped—it’s funny, wow!

They tried to cancel us—but now we’re free

The world’s upside down—but not we!

Bridge

How did the villains become the stars?

How did the heroes fall so far?

We once feared the Western hand…

Now we smile as they disband

We may not be perfect, true—

But at least we’re not like you

Hold our chopsticks—not your missiles

Hope still steams in dumpling piles

Break

Time to dance—KUNG FU STEP!

Kick! Bow! Spin! Soy sauce SPLASH!

Final Chorus

We are the good ones now—wear the crown!

Villains turned good, while the rest fall down

Kimmy winks, Xi gives peace signs

We’re not bad… at least this time!

Outro

“Hahaha! See?! We’ve changed… maybe.”

“Xi! Where’s my dumpling sauuuuce?!”

DING DING DING! — Good guys now!

BONG BONG BONG! — Ka-chow!