intro
bass guitar solo
spoken
Welcome to 80HD.
A condition where you walk into the kitchen...
and somehow end up learning medieval sword-fighting.
verse 1
I got up just to pour a drink
Three hours later I'm researching extinct shrimp
Saw a bird
Saw a chair
Now I'm watching conspiracy videos about bear hair
Opened my phone
To check the time
Now I'm twelve rabbit holes deep in a documentary crime
I had a task
I had a plan
Now I'm teaching a Roomba how to become a man
pre-chorus
My brain goes
Zoom! Zoom! Zoom!
Like a shopping cart with a rocket attached
I chase one thought
Then another one
Then seventeen more before the first one is matched
chorus
80HD!
Eighty thoughts running wild in my mind!
80HD!
Every single one is leaving the others behind!
80HD!
My attention span is a stolen race car!
80HD!
Oh look a dog!
beat stop
...where was I?
synth solo
verse 2
I bought a notebook
To get organized
Now I'm drawing battle plans for militarized fries
Opened a tab
To pay my bills
Now I know how to survive twelve different eel attacks in hills
Started a movie
Forgot the plot
Paused it halfway through to learn if pigeons dream or not
I made a list
I lost the list
Then I made another list of all the lists I've missed
interlude
Left!
Right!
Left!
Right!
Everybody freeze!
Everybody make microwave noises!
crowd
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
drop
chorus
80HD!
Eighty thoughts running wild in my mind!
80HD!
Every single one is leaving the others behind!
80HD!
My attention span is a stolen race car!
80HD!
Oh look a dog!
Oh look another dog!
Oh look a plane!
Oh look a guy dressed like—
record scratch
spoken
Why am I holding a traffic cone?
chiptune breakdown
Beep beep beep beep
I accidentally joined a cult
Beep beep beep beep
Wait no, that's a gardening club
Beep beep beep beep
My refrigerator knows karate
Beep beep beep beep
And my cactus works in accounting
sing along
HEY!
What were we doing?
HEY!
Nobody knows!
HEY!
But the beat goes hard!
HEY!
So everybody go!
guitar solo
verse 3
Five unfinished projects
Seven new ideas
Bought a skateboard, learned a language, disappeared for three years
My calendar cries
My inbox screams
But right now I'm inventing self-aware trampoline machines
build-up
Focus!
Focus!
Focus!
Focus!
Focus!
Focus!
Focus!
...
Never mind.
final chorus
80HD!
Eighty thoughts exploding out of my brain!
80HD!
Like a marching band inside a hurricane!
80HD!
I had a plan!
80HD!
I lost the plan!
80HD!
I found the plan!
80HD!
Wrong plan!
80HD!
I had a plan!
80HD!
I lost the plan!
piano solo
outro
Oh look a butterfly!
Oh look a train!
Oh look a squirrel!
Oh look—
fades out
...I was getting a drink.
